'Schweini will be captain soon!' Twitter reacts to Man United horror show

Jose Mourinho's woes increased on Thursday night as Manchester United lost 2-1 at Fenerbahce...and Twitter was typically brilliant during the match. United got off to the worst possible start, falling behind after barely a minute to Moussa Sow's spectacular overhead kick:

You can't deny United are progressing under Mourinho. That goal came ages after Pedro's.

— Alex Shaw (@AlexShawESPN) November 3, 2016

Think we’ve just seen the next Puskas Award winner. Take a bow, Moussa Sow.

— Chelsea HQ (@Chelsea_HQ) November 3, 2016

And that Sow goal is one of the best improvised goals I've seen, unbelievable

— David McBride (@David_McBrid31) November 3, 2016

It got worse for United and Mourino after 28 minutes, when record-signing Paul Pogba limped off with a dead leg...

Coincidence that Pogba gets injured during the same week they announce Vine is getting shut down.

— Sam (@omfgsam) November 3, 2016

Pogba injured, really big blow for Fenerbahce.

— David (@mcfc__david) November 3, 2016

Pogba injured, Herrera suspended. Schweinsteiger will be captain soon if he hangs around long enough.

— Rob Dawson (@RobDawsonMEN) November 3, 2016

The Frenchman was replaced by Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who prompty grabbed the throat of a Fenerbahce player before disappearing from view for the rest of the match...

Zlatan does not seem to be in a very good mood.

— Simon Stone (@sistoney67) November 3, 2016

If Rooney's over the hill, Zlatan's rolling down it.

— Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) November 3, 2016

I quite like Zlatan as a number ten, but there are better Mkhternatives.

— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) November 3, 2016

United were lucky not to concede a third as the hosts piled on the presssure in the second half...

Embarrassing performance by many players out there tonight. Simply not good enough, Rooney fought on his own at the end there.

— The Man Utd Way (@TheManUtdWay) November 3, 2016

Man United are stuck in a malaise. Two goals in four games - despite 71 shots and loads of possession. Worrying loss tonight. #mufc

— Arindam Rej (@ARejSport) November 3, 2016

Martin Skrtel looked gone at Liverpool. He's gobbled up Manchester United's attack tonight.

— John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) November 3, 2016

Although captain Wayne Rooney bagged a late consolation with a stunning strike...

You know that's why Rooney's important to this squad. Can produce mad momens when no one expects

— KW ♛ (@WazzaEdition) November 3, 2016

One decent goal from otherwise poor Rooney...that's the only positive. Even de Gea out of form but who wouldn't be behind that defence?

— Peter Spencer (@PeteSpencer007) November 3, 2016