If you score your 40th goal of the season and your son is nearby, of course you react the way Leigh Griffiths did on Wednesday.
After Griffiths became the eighth Celtic F.C. player to hit that mark in the club's 128-year history, he beelined for the stands.
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Credit to the announcers for subtly reassuring us all that Griffiths didn't grab and kiss a random child.
Celtic leads the Scottish Premiership overall; Griffith, naturally, is first in goals.