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There is nothing like an unfortunate surname to make you the center of attention — and things only get worse in the unforgiving backdrop of a professional football stadium.
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For that reason, and to save his daughter from similar jibes, one Argentine lower league player has taken drastic steps to rid himself of his derriere-related moniker.
Defensores de Cambaceres man Diego Dell'Orto (which means ass in Argentine Spanish) explained to Ole that he would be taking his mother's surname to end the jokes.
"I've decided to take my 'old lady's' surname to avoid any trouble," he said.
"There is no mystery, when my daughter was born I started thinking that as a woman, with that surname, she could be in trouble.
[Color] #Cambaceres el jugador que nominaba en su ficha Diego Dell'Orto cambió su nombre a Diego Ayala (apellido de su madre). pic.twitter.com/N9aL1oac4p
— CAMBACERES OFICIAL (@CDC_OFICIAL) 25 de octubre de 2016
"I've played football my entire life, I've put up with all the insults and jokes on the pitch, and always took them with a smile. But it's different for a woman."