What's the most delicious topic in National Football League news? Super Bowl XLVIII? Richard Sherman? Denver Broncos vs. Seattle Seahawks?
Ladies and gents (especially hormonally raging males), we give you the Oakland Raiders cheerleaders lawsuit.
To recap and note this has nothing to do with the pitiful product the team puts on the field 16 regular-season weeks a year:
Lacy T, a member of the Raiderettes cheer squad, is suing the team for allegedly violating California laws and shortchanging its members by paying them less than minimum wage.
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Meanwhile, a former member of the dance crew takes a more realistic approach in questioning the suit's relevance.
Alise Caven, whom CBSLA.com says was a Raiderette from 1989 to 1996, says the job was never meant to be for a lucrative paycheck.
"It is a lifetime opportunity that opened many doors for me," said Caven, who is now an educator and a children's author. "And I'm happy to say that, as it did for other women."
One doubts the NFL or the Raiders' silver-and-black pom-poms shaking over the suit. The team has not commented, the CBSLA story says.
Lawyer Steve Meister brings a slam of reality to the story.
"If it's going to take an act of Congress for the league to wake up to concussions, cheerleaders are not going to be noticed by the league," Meister said.