There are no live sports these days, but there is "a walking talking demon meth head" almost getting hit by Pat McAfee's truck and then pretending to shoot a quiver of arrows at the former Colts punter.
This is the story McAfee told during Thursday's edition of his daily show on DAZN. It's a ridiculous story, to say the least.
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McAfee, who punted in Indianapolis for eight seasons (2009-16) before retiring, was simply driving Thursday morning to the office where his show is recorded. The commute became anything but routine after he almost hit a man with his Ford F-150.
Below is the complete story, in all its absurdity.
I almost killed a guy this morning.. allegedly.. and in return he unloaded an imaginary quiver of arrows on me #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE pic.twitter.com/H2z3L7DTSn
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) April 9, 2020
Between McAfee's description of the "demon meth head's" appearance, the idea of said demon meth head shooting fake arrows at a stranger and his yelling at another, this is an amazing story. Though McAfee probably was wise to stay in his truck and avoid another encounter with what he believed was a crazy person.
McAfee has been hosting "The Pat McAfee Show" on DAZN since September.