Laremy Tunsil definitely used one of these 13 passwords

Cory Collins

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When pundits projected Laremy Tunsil as a high draft pick, this isn't exactly what they meant. 

Tunsil — whose Twitter and Instagram accounts got hacked — saw his draft stock slide in real time last night as teams reacted immediately to a video of the Ole Miss product smoking weed through a gas mask. Then again to an Instagram post displaying text-evidence of money passed from Ole Miss coaches to Tunsil's pockets. It made for compelling, awkward theater, including the blissful three-to-four seconds when Chris Berman seemed lost for words.

And angels sang. 

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Anyway, the ordeal has predictably carried over into a trending hashtag — #LaremyTunsilPasswords — as people surmise what string of characters made it so easy for someone to compromise Tunsil's phone and/or accounts. For example:

In the spirit of adding our voice to this creative exercise, here are 13 passwords Tunsil definitely probably uses. 

1. password

It's the Little Caesar's Hot N' Ready of passwords. Seems easy at the time. Takes little effort. Will get the job done. Then your intestines — or your Twitter, which, really, same difference — are invaded by a malevolent force. What comes out is either cheesy or looks like regret.

2. NkemdicheAndChong

Because, you know, Tunsil is really into references to late-70s comedies.

3. GanjaIn60Seconds

Honestly, kudos to the hacker for guessing that one.

4. 13420

"They'll never guess those last two numbers," Tunsil thought to himself.

5. TokemonSnap

Tunsil is a low-key Charmander fanatic, if you didn't know.

6. Hashmark

Get it. We're making weed jokes, sometimes with football terms.

7. letmein

The hacker thought that was an Ask Jeeves search bar, but...

8. QWERTYUIOP

It's Spanish for marijuana.

9. LareMYpassword

This was one special character, a number, your mother's maiden name and a palindrome from meeting your workplace's password standards. 

10. MarleyAndMe

Wait, does Tunsil like cute dog movi — oh god, another weed pun.

11. olemiss78

This was also the handle to his Hotmail email account that he's afraid to put on applications.

12. Cannabississippi 

I hate myself.

13. olemi$$

His coaches suggested that one.

If that twisted brand of Twitter password humor didn't hit your funny bone, feel free to browse some of the hashtag's greatest hits:

And remember kids, a strong password and a deleted video on your phone from time to time could be the difference between trending up as a prospect or trending on Twitter for all the wrong reasons. 

Cory Collins