The Jets are headed to London with a desire to win and plenty of good ol' American toilet paper.
Apparently the bathroom tissue in England is too thin for U.S. butts and this unfortunate shortcoming required the Jets to plan ahead. So they decided the best plan of attack was to bring a bunch of the thick stuff with them on their trip to face the Dolphins this week.
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So how much toilet paper does a professional football team need to satisfy its staff? 350 rolls, according to the New York Times.
“Some may say that’s a little over the top or whatnot, but it didn’t really cost that much, so why not?” said Aaron Degerness, the Jets’ senior manager of team operations. “We’re basically trying to replicate everything that we’re doing here over there.”
Players can now wipe comfortably, knowing they can do so with an appropriate amount of paper between their hands and, well, you know..
