Broncos defensive end Derek Wolfe eats children. Well, he at least threatens to eat children.
"Don't like him. Not the kind of guy I'd hang out with. Ever since I told him I'd eat his kids, just hasn't been the same." Wolfe on Rivers
— Vic Lombardi (@VicLombardi) October 31, 2016
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Yes, that is Wolfe admitting that his relationship with Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers isn't great because he threatened to eat the QB's children. What's not clear is just how many of Rivers' offspring he planned to munch on. Rivers has eight kids, which would be quite the feast for Wolfe.
But perhaps more shockingly, this isn't even the first time Wolfe has brought up the topic of eating children. His teammate, T.J. Ward, revealed earlier this year that Wolfe threatened to snack on Tom Brady's children .
There's also a chance Wolfe was the one who tried to rub his testicles on Brady's face during a pile up. The moral of the story is, if you're a quarterback, stay away from Derek Wolfe.
