The name game's Super Bowl takes place at the NFL Draft.
The event showcases one of the greatest collections of consonants and vowels, arranged in the wildest orders imaginable. It's the place where pronunciation guides prove their worth and even the greatest speakers among us break out into a sweat.
Occasionally, however, you get a couple of gimmes.
Just like a batting practice pitch, a free throw, a swing pass or empty net, some names are hard to screw up. In some cases, we get duplicates to make boost our batting average. The 2024 NFL Draft class is making life easy with two top prospects named Robinson — Darius and Chop.
While both are slated to find their NFL home relatively quickly, we can be confident that the people at the podium can breathe a sigh of relief. The only thing they have to worry about is making sure they call the right one, "Chop."
Sporting News has put together an easy guide breaking down the Robinson's so you can impress all of your friends on draft night.
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Is Darius Robinson nicknamed 'Chop'?
Despite possessing the same last name, Missouri's Robinson does not share a nickname with Penn State's Robinson, who already staked his claim to "Chop."
The former Nittany Lion — who is actually named Demeioun Robinson — earned the nickname thanks to his mother. He was 14 pounds at birth and later called "Pork Chop," until Robinson changed it as he grew older. Oddly enough, the nickname fits perfectly for someone that will be paid to chop down opposing quarterbacks for a living.
As for the Missouri Robinson, he'll surely earn some fun moniker when his NFL career gets underway. If he wants to stick with a food theme to rival his fellow Robinson, "Cutlet" might be a fun alternative — provided Tommy DeVito doesn't own the rights.
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Are Darius Robinson and Chop Robinson related?
The Robinson's might share a last name and a draft year, but the two defenders are not related.
Following the 2024 NFL Draft, they will be considered members of the NFL family and maybe even play for the same team. However, they likely won't be celebrating holidays together anytime soon.
Darius Robinson stats
| Year | School | Games | Tackles | Tackles for Loss | Sacks | Forced Fumbles | Fumble Recoveries |
| 2019 | Missouri | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2020 | Missouri | 8 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | Missouri | 8 | 21 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2022 | Missouri | 13 | 35 | 5.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2023 | Missouri | 12 | 43 | 14.0 | 8.5 | 1 | 1 |
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Chop Robinson stats
| Year | School | Games | Tackles | Tackles For Loss | Sacks | Forced Fumbles | Fumble Recoveries |
| 2021 | Maryland | 8 | 19 | 2.5 | 2.0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2022 | Penn State | 12 | 26 | 10.0 | 5.5 | 1 | 1 |
| 2023 | Penn State | 10 | 15 | 7.5 | 4.0 | 2 | 1 |