Bruce Irvin tweets terrible DUI joke for April Fools' Day

Chris Littmann

Bruce Irvin tweets terrible DUI joke for April Fools' Day image

April Fools' Day is the absolute worst. It's not because a joke can't be funny, but the people making them are often far from it.

Case in point, I give you Seahawks pass rusher Bruce Irvin.

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Driving under the influence is HILARIOUS! Just ask the families of 10,076 people who died in alcohol-impaired driving fatalities in 2013, according to responsibility.org. Also hilarious: Four NFL players have actually been arrested on charges of driving under the influence already in 2015.

Not enough laughs there? Go to this page, hit "Find" and search the letters "DUI" for 247 separate laugh riots since 2000 in the league.

Look, Bruce, you want to tell us a funny joke? Tell us the one about how your coach passed on the goal line in the Super Bowl and handed the Patriots the game. Otherwise, leave the comedy to the pros.

Chris Littmann