Utah's Tom Hackett is a punter because he's fat and slow

Troy Machir

Utah's Tom Hackett is a punter because he's fat and slow image

Utah punter Tom Hackett is one of us.

On Thursday night, the Melbourne, Australia, native took home the Ray Guy Award as the nation's best punter for the second year in a row.

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When asked why he plays football, he gave an honest (and brilliant) answer.

Tom Hackett is the best. Not just the best punter, but the best, like, overall, at life. 

LOOK AT THAT MUSTACHE.

Troy Machir