Brace yourselves, Big Blue Nation. We need to talk about the man you think you've been speaking with on Twitter and Facebook.
While you think the man you've been tweeting to is John Calipari, alas, it is not.
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Calipari told USA Today he doesn't tweet, he doesn't use Facebook and doesn't even own a computer.
“I’ll never have Hillary’s problem,’’ he said. “I don’t do email. You want to talk to me, call me. If you need it to be private, we’ll go in the bathroom and turn on the water. You Italians know what I’m talking about.’’
Calipari, on his social media personal, added: “I hired people to do Twitter and Facebook. I know what goes out, but I don’t read one tweet coming back, I don’t tweet it out, 1.3 million followers.’’
Cal went so far as to say he doesn't know how to turn on a computer. We're not sure why coaches insist on playing dumb about these sorts of things. Somehow, we're guessing if push came to shove, Cal could find the "Power" button on a MacBook Pro.