Yale upset Baylor Thursday for its first-ever NCAA tourney win. That's cool, right? Then people realized that sets up a matchup between Yale and Duke Saturday and...well, take it away Twitter.
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Should Duke-Yale end in a tie, following will decide winner
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) March 17, 2016
1. BMW sprint to nearest J Crew
2. Windsor knot race
3. Sudden death chess match
Your school is just as insufferable as Yale and Duke.
— Aaron W. Gordon (@A_W_Gordon) March 17, 2016
Yale will meet Duke in Providence, which is the whitest thing I've ever typed.
— Michael Jenkins (@JenksCSN) March 17, 2016
Counterpoint: Shut up, nerd https://t.co/PFZlcGw2uF
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) March 17, 2016
The best part about Yale winning is now Yale students can chant "Safety School" at Duke.
— Dave Zeitlin (@DaveZeitlin) March 17, 2016
Only by going up against Grayson Allen could a Yalie named “Makai” become the protagonist.
— Matt Norlander (@MattNorlander) March 17, 2016
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Can’t wait for Yale vs. Duke on Saturday… pic.twitter.com/A85yBGOyPm
— Matt Glenesk (@MattGlenesk) March 17, 2016
Duke vs Yale on Saturday. The winning team will be hired by Goldman Sachs
— The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN) March 17, 2016
Yale-Duke AKA The Obnoxious Bowl Saturday.
— Nick Birdsong (@birds_word) March 17, 2016
The crowd at Duke vs Yale is going to be out of control. pic.twitter.com/pSbcWV14Cz
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) March 17, 2016
duke makes yale feel like freaknik
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) March 17, 2016
There better not be one dumb play in Duke-Yale on Saturday.
— Tim Reynolds (@ByTimReynolds) March 17, 2016
CBS should refer to #Duke-#Yale players by major. "18th Century British Literature for 3 ... No! Quantum Physics grabs the rebound."
— Mike Sielski (@MikeSielski) March 17, 2016
Preview of Duke/Yale. pic.twitter.com/zSNmbo76u4
— Matt Schick (@ESPN_Schick) March 17, 2016