The Suns didn't do much right in their season-opening loss to the Trail Blazers on Wednesday night. Phoenix suffered the worst defeat in franchise history, falling to Portland by a final of 124-76.
But there was one perfect moment in the middle of that disaster, a moment which will go down in the history books, when all five Suns players moved in perfect unison like a top synchronized swimming team.
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After an early turnover by Trail Blazers guard Pat Connaughton, the Suns starting unit of Eric Bledsoe, Devin Booker, Josh Jackson, T.J. Warren and Tyson Chandler all turned at the same time, leading to an easy dunk by Jackson.
It's mesmerizing. Try turning away. You can't. (H/T to Reddit user Colvjs for allowing us to relive this moment over and over.)
I can't stop watching the gif (from r/nba) where every Suns player starts running at the exact same moment. pic.twitter.com/BCObIrhnlP
— Nathan Sizemore (@nathandsizemore) October 19, 2017
This glitch is similar to when Stephen Curry, Draymond Green and Zaza Pachulia clapped at the same time following a foul call during Game 1 of the 2017 Western Conference finals.
We should have seen this coming when Kawhi Leonard entered the league. NBA players are now caught in "The Matrix."
Resistance is futile.
