The Rockets and Clippers were beefing Monday night at Staples Center. The party almost continued after the game in the Clippers' locker room, but cooler heads kept that from happening.
It wasn't for a lack of trying on Houston's part. Clint Capela reportedly was deployed as a diversion/decoy to allow Chris Paul and other marauders to gain access through a secret passage. (OK, so it isn't so secret, but still.)
GAME CENTER: Rockets-Clippers stats
That nugget, as well as Paul and Co.'s failed attempt to air their grievances with Blake Griffin and Austin Rivers, led to comedy gold from a wide-awake Twitter.
Congratulations to Chris Paul on actually leading a team somewhere
— Seerat Sohi (@DamianTrillard) January 16, 2018
i've obtained a lost blueprint found under a chair in the rockets locker room pic.twitter.com/OetHYPIZZL
— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) January 16, 2018
Oceans 15 starring the Houston Rockets?
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) January 16, 2018
Okay. I have to go to the gym. So that one day, I can be a decoy for my point guard, too.
— 𝑹𝒆𝒚-𝑹𝒆𝒚 (@TheNoLookPass) January 16, 2018
The Rockets in the back alleyway heading to the clips locker room pic.twitter.com/F416o8XitJ
— Carter Rodríguez (@Carter_Shade) January 16, 2018
"You want to do what?" pic.twitter.com/nGF1doYCNS
— Kofie (@KofieYeboah) January 16, 2018
CORRECTION: Chris Paul hid in a dining cart as Trevor Ariza, wearing a security uniform and fake mustache, wheeled him into the Clippers locker room
— Pablo S. Torre (@PabloTorre) January 16, 2018
do we think CP3 was holding a flaming torch to light the way like Indiana Jones, yes or no
— so what, big deal (@ddrenle) January 16, 2018
Rockets-Clippers post game... pic.twitter.com/ktEa6iunf6
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 16, 2018
[EXT. STAPLES CENTER. 4:35 AM]
— #Mickstape (@ColeyMick) January 16, 2018
*an out of breath Marcus Smart runs up to the door*
“Is.... there.... fighting... still.... happening”
They said this how Chris Paul and Ariza pulled up pic.twitter.com/8xXU1BNMTj
— KC (@DaBirds_ATL_) January 16, 2018
Chris Paul leading Harden & Ariza thru the secret entrance to the Clippers locker room to beat up Austin Rivers like pic.twitter.com/7N5udaGuxa
— Wild Wild Seth (@SpikeReeds) January 16, 2018
Chris Paul was like “Aye y’all this the back way” 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uFMM48mASE
— “No Hesitation” (@CHi_ToWN_93) January 16, 2018
Austin Rivers trying to figure out where the Rockets are going to attack him from pic.twitter.com/s7KK8lDrnt
— Dane Carbaugh (@danecarbaugh) January 16, 2018
CP3: So the plan is set
— The Dream Shake (@DreamShakeSBN) January 16, 2018
Harden: We’re just missing one thing...
[pause]
Clint Capela: pic.twitter.com/prP3jXAHCa
The Rockets’ next plan will be to deliver a cake with sticks of dynamite instead of candles in it.
— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) January 16, 2018
CP3 coming through a panel in Austins locker like pic.twitter.com/eiYiySRvYW
— 🅱️ingram (@lonzoland) January 16, 2018
Griffin himself was able to, um, joke about this:
— Blake Griffin (@blakegriffin32) January 16, 2018
And wait, that's Daryl Morey's music!
Still putting on his shoes pic.twitter.com/mj9vS9cwCn
— Daryl Morey (@dmorey) January 16, 2018
Rockets rolling into Staples Center next month pic.twitter.com/Ghanr29QwY
— Kevin O'Connor (@KevinOConnorNBA) January 16, 2018
Rivers was trying to be a good sport about it all, but . . .
Lol enough 😂
— Austin Rivers (@AustinRivers25) January 16, 2018
Meanwhile, TNT's Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley had their own belly laugh over reports Los Angeles police were called to keep the peace.
"LAPD was called 😂😂" pic.twitter.com/Oy0Gz9A9Co
— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) January 16, 2018
What a way to end a Monday night in the Association.