Yes, there is an equally foolish equivalent to lighting your money on fire. Spend it buying all of John Wall’s ridiculous old clothes.
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The Wizards point guard has paired with online consignment shop TheRealReal.com to raise money for The John Wall Foundation for at-risk youths. Though the cause is admirable, the items for sale are not.
Have you ever wanted a basic T-shirt with a shark on it but couldn’t find one in your $325 price range? You’re welcome.
So sharks aren’t your style — what about equally exclusive rottweilers? You’re welcome. Did I mention you can also get the sweatshirt?
If you’re looking for something fly for your feet, how about these Nike “Weatherman” basketball shoes with a radar map design for $325? Actually those are pretty cool.
Again, raising money for at-risks youth is noble, no matter how it’s done. But if one of your friends walks up to you wearing a $325 shark shirt there's only one way to react ...
