A picture is worth a thousand words — and apparently more than a couple of pounds.
Amid trade rumors, James Harden was a no-show at Rockets practice recently, deciding to show up to team activities late and finally taking the court on Monday night in his 2020-21 debut with Houston. He played 21 minutes and scored 12 points in the W.
Harden's arrival wasn't actually what grabbed people's attention, though — rather, a photo circulating on Twitter at the start of the game had people noticing that Harden, not always known for having the best physique, might actually have been sipping a bit too much egg nog this holiday season before lacing up for the Rockets.
James Harden in action tonight. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/IUoZuRgRRI
— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) December 16, 2020
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While the image of Harden isn't necessarily flattering (or flattening), other videos and photos of Harden on court last night showed that he was in typical Harden shape, with a new hairdo and exceptionally bushy beard.
— Houston Rockets (@HoustonRockets) December 16, 2020
James Harden and John Wall are on the court together for the first time in preseason 🚀 pic.twitter.com/9FnfU1NVjL
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) December 16, 2020
So, in conclusion: The Rockets will not be named the "Houston Johnny Rockets" in honor of Harden's illusionary pear-shaped body. It was a little bit of camera "magic" that made the Rockets star seem a bit more pudgy than he is (or isn't).
A lot of people had a lot of thoughts on Harden's appearance, though, likening him to retired hooper Kendrick Perkins (who actually chimed in on the subject), rapper Rick Ross and even Hollywood star Christian Bale.
Yep I got a wig on.😑 https://t.co/9gF9X9vZs3
— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) December 16, 2020
Playing 2 guard for the Rockets tonight and 3 technique for the Texans on Sunday. https://t.co/PYPmp9UBHF
— Field Yates (@FieldYates) December 16, 2020
So many similarities between me and James Harden:
— John Hollinger (@johnhollinger) December 16, 2020
* Both have initials JH.
* Both are left-handed.
* Both spent the last month in Atlanta not really exercising much.
James Harden treating his body like christian bale trying to win an Oscar pic.twitter.com/W96Egwrulp
— Joey Devine (@JoeyDevine) December 16, 2020
Rick Ross boutta drop 50 for Houston tonight🔥🔥🔥 #jamesharden pic.twitter.com/XI344PFmct
— ⚽️~🏀 (@LFCDoncic) December 16, 2020
JAMES HARDEN BUBBA WHEN YOU SAY YOU BRINGING SOMETHING NEW TO YOUR GAME THIS YEAR I DIDNT KNOW YOU MEAN YOU ARE BRINGING THE CHARLES BARKLEY EATING CHEESEBURGER GAME TO YOUR GAME THIS YEAR. pic.twitter.com/CWVQuoRWpd
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) December 16, 2020
James Harden getting switched onto guarding DeAndre Ayton in the post:pic.twitter.com/ZX08u2gHGH
— J-Beans (@JBeans_15) December 16, 2020