This Blazers fan has a sweater with Chris Kaman's giant face on it

Dane Carbaugh

This Blazers fan has a sweater with Chris Kaman's giant face on it image

Fans in Portland are known for their dedication, but this is next level.

Yes, what you are about to look at is a sweater with nothing but Chris Kaman's face on it. Like, a GIANT face.

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I have many questions for this woman. We will start with the easiest:

1. What compelled you to make this?

2. Where did you get this made?

3. Why is it not camouflage?

4. Where the hell can I buy this?

That last one is going to be really important soon, especially for other folks in Portland. 

The Blazers usually have a "Deal of the Night" for some kind of product they're trying to burn through at an irresponsible price. Maybe we can get the Chris Kaman Face Sweater instead.

I figure people would be willing to pay at least $500 for it.

Dane Carbaugh