Should he be chosen as the Mets' Opening Day starter, Matt Harvey will be good to go; in the meantime, he must teach himself to pee in a way that doesn't put his precious bladder at risk.
Harvey recently passed a blood clot in his bladder, borne of his apparently detrimental desire to hold his urine as long as possible. This must change.
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"Any time there's discoloration in your urine, it's not a great feeling," he said. That's a universally true statement.
In the meantime, here is a playlist to help him keep his eye on the prize. Good luck to him. (Some lyrics are NSFW. Spotify link is here)