Serial dumb-thing sayer Curt Schilling doesn't like Chris Archer's hair

Jordan Greer

Serial dumb-thing sayer Curt Schilling doesn't like Chris Archer's hair image

This may come as a shock, but Curt Schilling said another dumb thing.

During ESPN's broadcast of the Blue Jays-Rays game Sunday, Schilling — you know, the guy who compared Muslims to Nazis and called for burying Hillary Clinton under a jail — pointed out that everything about Tampa Bay starter Chris Archer was "Big League." Well, as long as you cut his hair.

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Schilling really nailed this one. No great MLB pitcher ever rocked ridiculous hair.

Have you even seen a Hall of Famer with facial hair?

Take a page out of Curt's book, Chris. Keep it conservative.

 

 

Jordan Greer

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Jordan Greer has been with The Sporting News since 2015. He previously worked for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. He is a graduate of Westminster College and Syracuse University.