The Braves are projected to be abysmal this season. Have no fear though, Braves fans. If you've gone so far as to spend your hard-earned money on tickets, there are a number of new concession stand items that you can eat to distract yourself from the game.
There's the "burgerizza," which is a heart attack waiting to happen. Just take a look at this photo.
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There is your picture of the full burgerizza pic.twitter.com/C2OqvPsKa3
— Braves Reddit (@BravesReddit) March 22, 2016
That is 20 ounces of beef topped with five slices of cheese and bacon...between two personal pan pepperoni pizzas. For only $26!
But wait! There's more!
There's also T.E.D.
Say hello to T.E.D. (The Everything Dog). Part of your new @Braves dining experience. pic.twitter.com/psggppPi4s
— FOX Sports South (@FOXSportsSouth) March 22, 2016
Then there's The Punisher, smoked rib meat in a Monster energy drink-infused BBQ sauce topped with onion rings.
The Punisher. Rib meat slathered in Monster energy drink-infused BBQ sauce. @Braves pic.twitter.com/Yz1xH18P7x
— FOX Sports South (@FOXSportsSouth) March 22, 2016
And, finally, the Tater Tot Chop.
"Tater Tot Chop" tater tot waffle! pic.twitter.com/cqvHZZMLu3
— Braves Reddit (@BravesReddit) March 22, 2016
What exactly is that, you're asking?
@talkhoops I'm here to help. Tater Tot waffle with bacon, cheese, and jalapenos with..another waffle and a coca cola infused ketchup
— Braves Reddit (@BravesReddit) March 22, 2016
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