Draymond Green's USA teammates are ... err ... jerks. In a delightful bout of trash-talk that was very necessary, members of Team USA discussed their cohort's recent Snapchat snafu. BallerVisions posted the video:
There's a lot going on here. First, of course DeMarcus Cousins is the leading trash-talker. His reactions are perfect, and they are exactly what Green deserves.
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Cousins, seeing a microphone: “Draymond, does this remind you of anything?”
Cousins, explaining the photo angle:
The other Team USA members seemed more just overall amused.
But you know what, Boogie has it right.
The best reaction when your friend accidentally sends a picture of his or her genitals to the world is to make fun of them for at least a week. (This is not to say you should joke about the organ itself. There is no need for that kind of body-shaming.)
Cousins is reinforcing values with a little playful fun. Besides, Green is sitting on the other side of the court. Best believe he'll hear it directly from his teammates later. Probably his mom, too.
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To his credit, Green fessed up to his mistake.
But we're still laughing.
