My daughter, who is 18 months going on 6 years old, ripped open a pack of 1990 Fleer and was playing with the little round team stickers, as she loves to do.
It was a relaxing family Friday night at home, not quite two weeks ago. I opened a pack of 1991 Upper Deck and sorted through it, deliberately flipping over and rotating every card so they faced the same way, as is my habit when opening cards. I handed her the sticker, a full-card holographic Twins logo, and she squealed in delight, just a little bit.
I’ve opened a lot of packs of old, mostly worthless baseball cards — "junk wax" as they're affectionately called — over the past several months, but this one struck a chord with me. Every player, it seemed, reminded me of another story.
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There was a Mike Lieberthal Top Prospect card. As you probably know if you’re a fan of baseball and "The Office," Dwight Schrute had a Mike Lieberthal bobblehead on his desk; Lieberthal played minor league ball in Scranton, and his middle name is Scott, so he’s Michael Scott Lieberthal. Fun. And there was a striking card of Robin Ventura in his White Sox throwback uniform, and you can’t think about Ventura without thinking about the Nolan Ryan pummeling, right?
I got a Griffey Jr., and every Griffey Jr. is a special card. So many catches and smiles and home runs come to mind — and one unforgettable slide across home plate. Mike Henneman was the only player I knew of as a kid who was born in the same town as me, St. Charles, Mo. It was cool to see that on the back of a baseball card then, and it still is now.
So many stories. Some everyone knew, but some, like Henneman, that only mattered to a handful of people who had a random connection to that player. I thought — as the kiddo put a Phillies sticker on her nose and laughed — that other people probably had stories like that, too. So, on a whim, I organized the cards on a table, in three rows of five, took a picture and posted it to Twitter.
The request was simple: “tell me your favorite story about one of these players.”
Mind you, it was nearly 7 p.m. ET on a Friday. Not exactly the prime time for social media activity. But almost instantly, the replies started. Story after story, mostly about people’s personal interactions with the players. It was telling, at least to me, that there were more replies about Billy Hatcher and Milt Thompson than Hall of Famers Ken Griffey Jr. or Carlton Fisk. That’s really cool. That's the connection we have with baseball.
Fifteen minutes after the tweet posted, I said to my wife, “I think this has really struck a chord.”
I’ve posted at least one pack every day since, and I have no plans to stop, because this: Reading the replies has been a highlight of my day. With all the crap out there these days, it's nice to be inundated with good stories.
Anyway, enough from me. Let’s take a look at some of the original replies.
Caught my first HR ball off the bat of Milt Thompson. I was in the right field bleachers at Busch Stadium. Willie McGee was playing CF for the Giants at the time.
— Andy Harder (@aharder23) February 15, 2020
Also, OJ Simpson once called the police on his GF for doing cocaine with Pedro Guerrero. The audio is crazy.
When Jack Clark homered off Tom Niedenfuer in Game 6 of the 1985 NLCS, you can see Pedro Guerrero in LF, throwing his glove on the ground in disgust as the ball sails over his head and into the seats.
— Joe (@jdr1919) February 15, 2020
While playing 3B for the Dodgers( not well) he said 2 prayers, first one was God, don’t let them hit the ball to me and the second, more importantly, God, don’t let them hit it to Steve Sax either.
— casey batts (@caseybatts) February 15, 2020
Billy Hatcher(Astro at the time) got picked off so bad his hands ended up in John Kruk’s waiting glove. While ump was coming around to get view to make call(it took a few seconds while laid there)he flipped the ball out of Kruk’s glove and was called safe. Think Joe West was ump
— Jeff M. (@AllMittNoHit) February 15, 2020
Went to the @Pirates fan festival when I was like 10. Steve Blass asked me how big of baseball fan I was, I said a huge one as I was holding a 1991 NL East Championship calendar. Bob Walk told me to come up on stage and got a photo with them. pic.twitter.com/2clXlRI7HX
— Ryan Simpson (@RyanSimpson20) February 14, 2020
My dad knows someone who named their dog after Felix Fermin, probably the most obscure athlete on whom such an honor has ever been bestowed https://t.co/ns6QqXCR2r
— Patrick Andres (@PAndres2001) February 14, 2020
Jose Vizcaino’s son played on my Little League team. He showed up at our team banquet and showed us his World Series ring from 2000 with the Yanks. Pretty badass thing to be able to hold as an 8-year-old!
— Ryan Posner (@ryanposner_) February 15, 2020
And now, a sampling of the best replies from other days …
Opening day 1989 Dodgers in town to play the Reds. Went to the Hyatt after the game to watch the NCAA Championship game Michigan-Seton Hall. Mariano Duncan (then w Dodgers) came in the bar with Alejandro Pena & they joined us for the game. Good guys!!
— Brian Frankenberg (@BrianBuckeye) February 16, 2020
Every kid on every baseball field across Texas tried to hit a ball with Julio Franco's batting stance during his prime. I'm 39 and we all wasted quarters in the batting cages trying to hit that way
— Tim Steinbach (@tim_rangerfan19) February 17, 2020
When I was a teenager, drove with my entire family from NYC to Minnesota to watch Kirby Puckett play at the Metrodome vs the Yankees. Puckett didn't disappoint and the #Yankees won on a Don Mattingly 2-run homer in the 10th to win it off of former Met Rick Aguilera. #Twins
— Fantasy Baseball Injury Guru (@mlbinjuryguru) February 17, 2020
The last four digits of my landline phone growing up were 1723. My grade school buddy, when I run into him today (25 years later) reminds me that he still knows my parents landline number because it’s “Mark Grace/Ryne Sandberg”
— 11TimeChamps (@11TimeChamps) February 19, 2020
I had tickets to Dwight Gooden's no hitter and didn't go. I was nine years old and my dad said "Who wants to sit in the cold and watch him get rocked by Seattle?"
— Eric Kopp (@EricKopp21) February 21, 2020
Actually, that's not my favorite story at all.
Caught this foul ball in Andy Van Slyke’s second MLB AB with Cards vs Cubs in ‘83...two pitches later he got his first MLB hit and RBI off of Chuck Rainey. pic.twitter.com/BDw9WjX0hR
— Buck (@midtownbuck) February 21, 2020
Every time I see/hear/think of Jimmy Key I always think of this old SportsCenter spot.
— Seth Poho (@sethpoho) February 23, 2020
*Not all Seth's, that read highlights on air, berate underappreciated Blue Jays pitchers. pic.twitter.com/Bo13togVZC
We once convinced a friend’s sister that the plastic garbage cans you place on the curb once a week were called “Kirby [Curby] Pucketts”
— Rush the Court (@rushthecourt) February 18, 2020
Just the best, right? I could go on and on, but we'll cut it here. There are more great stories in the replies, though, I promise.
It's good to know I'm not the only one who enjoys this new daily routine.
One of my favorite parts of the day is seeing these old packs. My dad (who passed away a few years ago) and I bonded significantly over late 80's, early 90's cards. From age 7-13 we bought a TON of baseball cards. Appreciate you letting me re-live a bit of my childhood.
— 11TimeChamps (@11TimeChamps) February 21, 2020
I have no stories on these guys but I have to say as a late 80’s early 90’s collector and still big baseball fan I LOVE these threads https://t.co/qbdX6nZtp1
— Jude Wilbers (@heyjude1982) February 21, 2020
If you want to be part of the story-swapping, give me a follow at @ryanfagan and tell me your tales from time to time. Looking forward to it.