Let's celebrate Bartolo Colon's birthday with these awesome GIFs

Joe Rivera

Let's celebrate Bartolo Colon's birthday with these awesome GIFs image

Everyone's favorite bundle of pitching fun turns 45 today.

Throughout the years, Bartolo Colon has transformed himself from legitimate Cy Young candidate to mascot for entertainment in MLB. The party train continues this year, as Colon is putting together another odd yet effective season with the Rangers.

What better way to celebrate "Big Sexy's" birthday than with big, sexy GIFs?

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Let's start with my personal favorite, Colon celebrating his girth in the Mets dugout.

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Goodness, it's like he never ages. The Keanu Reeves of baseball.

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I can't … I can't look away.

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Colon has the plate coverage of former Mets great Jeff Francoeur.

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Such a powerful swing.

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If Colon steps away after this season, he's got a future one of those guys who direct airplanes to the terminal on the tarmac.

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Perhaps this is the year Colon wins that ever-elusive Gold Glove.

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Let's not forget the time Colon made the impossible possible.

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Hooray, Bartolo! He doesn't just take the cake, he takes the whole bakery.

Happy 45.

Joe Rivera