Those two things came together during Justin Bieber's roast on Comedy Central, where the NBA Hall of Fame center smashed Los Angeles.
"I haven't seen a more disappointing lineup since the last Lakers game," said Shaq.
That's probably not true. The Bieber roast has been lauded as having some of the harshest jokes by some solid comics.
The Lakers, meanwhile, are out here winning games, much to the dismay of their fans.
Still, I'm just glad he didn't ask anyone how anything tasted.