A little after saving Justin Bieber's narrow ass from self-immolation, LeBron James ordered a gigantic pizza.
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James shared his order on his Facebook page (via Ball Don't Lie via Reddit). Mozzarella and sauce aside, that is 16 toppings. Not one, not two ... 16.
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James added parmesan, grilled chicken, turkey meatballs, banana peppers, cherry tomatoes, fresh basil, garlic, green bell peppers, kalamata olives, red onion, spinach, sea salt, oregano, arugula and an olive oil drizzle. He should've posted a photo of the pizza itself.
There's a lot to unpack here; when you're throwing arugala, spinich and basil on the same pie, it's probably time to call it quits. There's no way to make a 16-topping pizza reasonable, but here's an attempt:
- Extra cheese
- Pepperoni
- Double pepperoni
- Sausage
- Bacon
- Buffalo chicken
- Kalamata olives
- Banana peppers
- Crushed red pepper
- Lemon pepper
- Arugala
- Guacamole
- Triple pepperoni
- Gumballs
- Fudge
- A cake
Happy eating!