Draymond Green is experiencing difficulties rebooting

Chris Danks

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Either Golden State’s de facto forward Draymond Green discovered the meaning of life in the aftermath of the Warriors’ Western Conference semi-final win, or he is a robot.

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Just look at him: he doesn’t even blink.

If that’s not another debilitating Windows 10 update taking somewhere between a minute and forever to finish, we don’t know what is.

As a reporter asked Warriors centre Festus Ezeli a question, Green did his best video buffering impersonation. He stayed frozen for a good 20 seconds.

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Draymond had a simple explanation for what happened.

Green is keeping the ball warm for the injured Steph Curry, scoring 17 points and pitching in 14 rebounds, 7 assists and 4 blocks in the 110-99 win over Portland.

Chris Danks

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After a failed athletic career in a far-flung land where delusions of former grandeur are hard to verify, Chris found a home as Sporting News Australia's Chief Editor, delivering fans original news and context beyond the box score.