Small towns take their high school football seriously. Amy Schumer does not.
On Comedy Central's "Inside Amy Schumer," the comedian tackled the hot topic that is football in a sketch oddly resembling "Friday Night Lights." In the bit, Schumer's husband moved to a new town to coach a high school football team and he implemented some controversial rules.
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The town is sent into a tizzy when raping is banned from the football team. Yes, rape. Doesn't matter if she's a sexy ladybug or a ghost. There will be none of that.
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Don't rape.