No, a hot dog is not a sandwich, Alex Tanguay says

Of all the endless, truly obnoxious Twitter debates, none is more endless or obnoxious than "is a hot dog a sandwich?"

This is true because a hot dog, unequivocally, is not a sandwich. People who think otherwise are pedants, hell-bent on needlessly complicating their lives. Hot dogs are hot dogs, just like hamburgers are hamburgers. Spiritually, this is true.

Alek Tanguay is on the side of righteousness.

No. At least not for me. @NHLFlyera

— Colorado Avalanche (@Avalanche) March 5, 2015

Congrats to Mr. Tanguay on playing in his 1,000th NHL game and not being an idiot.