Saints' Jake Haener captures NFL world's attention with rookie photoshoot: 'An unserious roller coaster of emotions'

David Suggs

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Saints' Jake Haener captures NFL world's attention with rookie photoshoot: 'An unserious roller coaster of emotions' image

Play hard. Slay harder.

If football doesn't work out for Saints rookie Jake Haener, rest assured that he has the potential to find success in an entirely different venture: modeling.

The Fresno State alum unleashed his inner Cindy Crawford during the NFLPA's rookie photo shoot, making like a supermodel as he posed in front of the flashing lightbulbs.

Decked in his sleek black No. 14 jersey, Haener strutted his stuff, employing a series of different poses all designed to evoke the same reaction: wow.

He pouted. He contemplated. He served. And we all watched, mouths agape at the masterclass we were witnessing.

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Haener eluded the typical tropes of the Focused Athlete Pose™ amid the glow of flashing camera lightbulbs, instead capturing all of our glares with a thousand-mile stare that could melt glaciers.

You only get one chance to make a first impression. Haener's deserves to be on the cover of Vogue. Not too bad for a fourth-rounder.

I mean, look at this posture. This is the look of a man who knows he's killing the game.

No matter the shot, Haener ate. Peep the way he's caressing the football here. How could you not want this man under center on your team?

The gridiron has always served the 24-year-old Haener well. He shined with the Bulldogs, throwing for 67 touchdowns while completing 68.2 percent of his passes at Fresno State. He ranks as one of the program's greatest hurlers, a list that also includes fellow Saints quarterback Derek Carr.

Nevertheless, his sultry poses indicate he's a multi-dimensional talent. Perhaps an appearance at the Met Gala lies in his future?

Anyways, here are some of the best looks Haener offered as he made the NFLPA's studio his own personal catwalk. Also included are some of the memes and jokes that came to be as Haener's photoshoot went viral.

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David Suggs is a content producer at The Sporting News. A long-suffering Everton, Wizards and Commanders fan, he has learned to get used to losing over the years. In his free time, he enjoys skateboarding (poorly), listening to the likes of Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye and D’Angelo, and penning short journal entries.