Shapely fantasy football loser forced to wear bikini bottoms on highway shoulder

Steven J. Gaither

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Fantasy football is all fun and games until you're outside in your underwear holding a pizza box getting gawked at by those who pass.

Sounds far-fetched? Well, obviously, you don't know Angelo Boemio.

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The 42-year-old pizzeria owner stood out on the shoulder of a New Jersey highway wearing nothing but bikini bottoms after losing in his fantasy football league and holding a sign that read, "I Suck At Fantasy Football."

“People kept beeping, stopping to take photos, and one lady with four kids in her minivan drove back and forth five times while her kids laughed in the back,” Boemio told the New York Post.

His "walk-of-shame" was one of several embarrassing punishments that his league has handed out over the years. The league, made up of primarily of pizzeria owners in Ocean County, N.J., has had other losers get belly button rings or take the SAT with kids.

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Boemio, who is not a small man, garnered a lot of attention from police as well as pedestrians.

"People were calling to say there’s some weirdo in a bikini walking down Route 9, but the officers knew it was a product of fantasy loss, so they let us have our walk of shame," he said.

Steven J. Gaither