One rugby league player for sale. Six previous owners. Some surface scratches and rust.
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Former Shark Ryan McGoldrick is without a club since his last stop, NSW Country side Lower Clarence Magpies folded, so he’s taken the bold step of auctioning himself on off Ebay.
Buyer beware: the Magpies captain/coach comes with plenty of k’s on the clock – 234 games to be exact – but at a starting price of one pound a game – you could round it up to an even two bucks if you’re including performance bonuses – the risk is low.
For the commitment-phobes out there, McGoldrick has sweetened the deal by being open to partial season or celebrity appearances.
McGoldrick could be a coup for the marketing boffins out there – having an International playing for your club (USA, two games) would surely boost attendance – and if you’re not thrown off by his humble brag of being "serviced regularly", have a bid on the utility.
