On the plus side, the Gold Coast Suns are 3-0 to start the season, taking only six years when it took Hawthorn 40.
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Conversely, stray Suns runner Brendan Riesley shed at least 15 years off Suns coach Rodney Eade’s life in a matter of seconds after being caught in the way as Gold Coast players were heading down field.
The resulting 50-metre free and goal from the Blues Zac Touhy won’t have helped either.
Watch the video above for Rocket Eade’s measured reaction
This is not what you want to be wearing when you have your 15 seconds of fame #boundbyblue #AFLSunsBlues pic.twitter.com/4FvqrB6cu3
Why do they call him Rocket? Eh, you’re about to find out, faithful servant of the club.
